Job application by Steve Heap (spoof notice attached to many Festival boards)

Ex Seaside Town Festival Director
Needs New Job

Experience includes:

Five years of performing
Over ten years of stewarding
Ten years of PA & Tech
Over twenty-five years of Festival
Management
Reasonably diplomatic
Fair organisational skills
Nice telephone manner
Lots of experience of fighting bureaucracy,
Local Authorities,unreasonable interpretation
of legislation and H&S advice
Used to working for low pay and having
his love of the Folk Arts exploited.

Much more info on request - terms must
include a much needed holiday.

Offers to Festival Box Office